MAMA NEVER TOLD US!
A podcast with three funny and brutally honest sisters in the throes of middle aged madness, navigating their way through the challenges, embarrassments, and body mutations they never saw coming!
Episodes
28 episodes
E28: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...ABOUT DEAD MOUNTAINS AND DEMON RAG DOLLS!
Back by popular demand (but really because Amy was not available) Lisa and Jen bring you another goose-pimply, chill-inducing paranormal episode!! Jen covers the spookily weird and still unsolved Dyaltov Pass Incident while Lisa talks about eve...
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Episode 28
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43:45
E27: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...RULES ARE FOR BREAKING!
After a hilarious "What the F#ck?!" in which Lisa has her own version of Hitchcock's "The Birds" play out inside her apartment, the three sisters discuss all the gloriously ridiculous Rules of Etiquette from days of yore, when men w...
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Episode 27
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39:04
E26: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...WE'RE GONNA NEED A SH#T TON OF HONEY!
Although the Scott Sisters have no idea what it is like to have a difficult personality..;} they still decide to share their unsolicited and unfounded opinions on the best ways of dealing with some of our fellow human beings!!! Rig...
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Episode 26
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52:35
E25: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...HALLOWEEN CAN SOMETIMES HAPPEN IN MAY!
When the little sister is away... the other too shall play!!! Lisa and Jen take full advantage of Amy having the night off and they tell some of the spookiest and creepiest stories they know! A massive home built to confuse evil-int...
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Episode 25
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1:09:07
E24: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...IT ONLY TAKES A DAB OF VEGEMITE BEHIND THE EARS!
What kitchen utensil is a much needed hair accessory in the Outback as well as a seductive signaling tool for gigolos in Hungary?! Why shouldn't you look back when crossing a certain bridge in Japan with your Boo?! Listen to Lisa, Jen, and Amy ...
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Episode 24
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48:56
E23: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...REALITY IS WAAAAAY OVERRATED!
Feel like pretending for a brief moment that what Willy Wonka...who just happens to be this podcast's biggest fan...once said was true? That if you "Wanna change the world? There's nothing to it." Lisa, Jen, and Amy have opened up thei...
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Episode 23
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45:16
E22: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...THE PERFECT JOB IS AN ELUSIVE UNICORN!
In this episode, you will learn about some of the Scott sisters' job experiences like mastering high pressure drive thru techniques and frozen yogurt machine maintenance practices!! Or drunken dry cleaning customer service skills and calf...
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Episode 22
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44:27
E21: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...ABOUT CARE BEAR FARTS AND GIRL SCOUT STREET GANGS!
The Sisters Scott read some of the craziest, funniest, or just plain wacky as hell reviews people have left for everything from U.F.O. Detectors to Belly Button books! From mother-in-law murder weapons to banana slicers that save marriage...
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Episode 21
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37:48
E20: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...WHERE ARE THE FREAKIN' BUTTERFLIES!
"Quote this, Bitch!" is back!! But this time the sisters have to guess which classic songs the other sisters are quoting!! If you're looking for some intensely competitive sibling drama accompanied with nail-biting suspense and the usual incred...
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Episode 20
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36:44
E19: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...BITCH TOOK MY GROCERIES!
Okay, so here's the thing..life's been a bit challenging and serious for everyone right now so this episode is just an easy, breezy, giggly, and a little chaotic joint...literally...Lisa is high AF!! The sisters tell embarrassing and hila...
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Episode 19
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48:38
E18: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...THERE WOULD BE DAYS LIKE THESE!
If you are like Lisa, Jen, and Amy right now, you may also be finding yourselves looking around and wondering if you are dreaming or if you woke up inside a Hollywood film! The Sisters regroup after Lisa's surgery and find themselves in a...
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Episode 18
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46:35
E17: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...COMPASSION IS SEXY!
Guess what, darling c#ntnuggets?! Amy got totally "tanked" and she tells Lisa and Jen the whole story!! Then the Scott Sisters try to tackle an age old conundrum...what men just do not understand about women!!! There's nothin...
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Episode 17
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55:50
E16: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...TO HAVE OR HAVE NOT? THAT IS THE QUESTION!
Greetings from House Scott!! Hear the jaunty AND catchy little ditty created by our very own Lisa Scott called Dispensary Corner!!! Is this the start of a brand new forthcoming segment?? Or are edibles to blame?? Then the sisters d...
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Episode 16
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42:32
E15: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...BITCHES GET IT DONE!
A spy who knew how to make an exit, a pregnant sea captain who saved the day, and Nazi spanking witches are just a few of the ferociously cool females discussed in this episode out just in time for Women's History Month. After a long-awai...
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Episode 15
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1:00:52
E14: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...THE MORE DIVERSE THE RAINBOW, THE MORE BEAUTIFUL IT IS!
In this episode the Scott Sisters welcome their very first guest host!!! None other than Twitch sensation Dagonmar!! Dagon...as we like to call him ;)...discusses life as a member of the LGBTQIA+ community and tells his own p...
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Episode 14
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53:57
E13: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...SOMETIMES BAD CAN BE REAL GOOD!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, cuntnuggets?! Because you should! This episode covers some of those good-bad movies we all hate to love!! You'll discover why the Scott Sisters never became ac...
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Episode 13
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43:15
E12: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...WHY OLD WIVES LOVED PINEAPPLES!
Neglecting to listen to this episode will make fingers grow from your ears and you'll have to carry your ass on your head for the rest of your days! Okay, that might not happen but you don't want to miss this one!! Lisa, Jen, and Am...
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Episode 12
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48:21
E11: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!
This is the perfect episode to cheer you up if you too are struggling with the untimely demise (he was only 104 after all) of Mr. Peanut R.I.P. The Scott sisters discuss their lives through their 20's, 30.s, 40's, which decade is their fa...
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Episode 11
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54:56
E10: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...WHAT MATTRESS STORES AND ARCHBISHOP TUTU HAVE IN COMMON!
Gardyloo C#ntnuggets!! Are Lisa and Amy actually the same person?! Is Jen really as innocent as she says?! What exactly is a steamed vagina?! Answers to these questions and so much more await you in this week's episode! Hear their s...
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Episode 10
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50:01
E9: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...WE F#$KING DESERVE IT, DAMNIT!
The Scott Sisters take on the stigma of enjoying a "guilty" pleasure and they say "piss off" to that!!! So grab that carton of ice cream, crack open your favorite jug of sumfin-sumfin ;) let your gummy bears skinny dip in Absinthe, and jo...
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Episode 9
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37:13
E8: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...VIGILANCE IS A WOMAN’S BEST FRIEND!
***This episode covers safety for women which may act as a trigger for some listeners***In Episode 8, Lisa tests her sisters' knowledge of safe and precautionary practices as women in today's world. In each scenario, you will hear ways y...
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Episode 8
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41:35
E7: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...ABOUT THE HUMBUG RESOLUTION CONSPIRACY!
On their last episode of 2019, Lisa, Jen, and Amy discuss this magical time of the year when we all bullsh#t ourselves that we are going to be better people in the next 365 days!! Grab your champagne (or charge up your nanobot), and laugh your ...
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Episode 7
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54:53
E6: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...WE'D MISS THAT OLD MAN IN THE RED SUIT!
Yuletide tales of a sister's mission to expose Santa for what he really is, Christmas cadavers, and carefully choreographed gift espionage...Grab some generously spiked cocoa and join Lisa, Jen, and Amy, in a Holiday special unlike any other!!&...
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Episode 6
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50:24
E5: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...OUR BODIES ARE REAL ASSH#LES!
After an especially vile and gag-worthy "What The F#$k?!", the Scott Sisters prove there is nothing they won't divulge or expose about themselves for their listeners!! They discuss all the ways their bodies have betrayed, embarrassed, and forsa...
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Episode 5
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41:35
E4: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...THAT ONE DAY INSTEAD OF STATION WAGONS THERE WOULD BE VAGINA MUSEUMS!
In this episode, the long-awaited, highly acclaimed (just humor us here please) segment "What The F#$k" starring Lisa, premieres!! Mrs. Cassidy, Mrs. Manilow, and Mrs. Gibb also discuss growing up in the 70's and 80's!! Even if you ...
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Episode 4
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43:03